the robery

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Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2006 13:27:14

Vanilla Pudding Robbery
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers,who expected to find one
or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's
combination, and ;inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll
have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were
opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed,
the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfort a bly full stomach. The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST
SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...

Post 2 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2006 13:29:34

*gasp*, oh my gosh! How horribly disgusting! Hahahaha!

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2006 14:07:09

lol. that's good

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2006 14:47:14

YUCK!!! That's all I can say - just YUCK!!!

Post 5 by nikos (English words from a Greek thinking brain) on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2006 14:58:13

Very funny.

Post 6 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2006 17:38:49

Hmm, funny *grin* certainly but true .. very doubtul. Not that I am the expert but I believe sperm must be deep frozen within 30 minute of eehm "delivery" in order for it to survive and at liquid nytrogen enduced temperatures I don't think anyone would confuse it with vanilla pudding, however slow, not to mention that I very much doubt it'd be stored in pudding bowls, I believe it's stored in very small viles (one cubic centil liter).
Hehe, yeah, Google can teach you a lot of things &LT;grin>. Sorry, couldn't help posting this thought even if I know one should never ever analyze jokes.
Cheers
-B